This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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