we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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