So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
