VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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