I love black thongs
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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