just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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