No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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