So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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