All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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