at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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