Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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