Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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