HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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