i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Damn victory sex feels great
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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