Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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