So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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