THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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