the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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