Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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