If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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