Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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