My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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