I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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