You're so nebulous sometimes
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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