The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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