I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
