I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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