I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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