Non-Jews are for practice
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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