it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
