I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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