it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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