Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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