One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You don't make any sense
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