She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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