What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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