yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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