As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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