Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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