bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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