She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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