i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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