yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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