So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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