No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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