She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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