totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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