so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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