part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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