I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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