Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Randomize
