He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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