bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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