FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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